Showing posts with label games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label games. Show all posts

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Oh, I remeber this one time in the streets of rage...

Where I was beatin' down Delusional bitches who thought they had a really sucky life.
But that stopped when I got a baseball bat and pwned them with a damn baseball bat.
Awesome! And whenever there were too many of them, I called my police buddies to help me.
They had a Bazooka and when it hit it's target, the peoples died except me. I jumped high.
And then, There was this jackass who thought the Sega Genesis sucked and Final Fantasy
was the bestest game evar. He said that and I pulled out my Hockey stick and went all
Casey Jones on him.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

SPLATMAN







Splatman: A nice little version of Pacman. Eat all the dots and fruits to proceed further avoiding the scary ghosts.

Monday, March 2, 2009

YOUR ANIME SUCKS.....

Well, because it doesn't feature a Malcolm X Hoodie Or a character named "The hockeystick Samurai' and his friend righteously beating the shit out of a gothic jackass.* Or a The above character attending an Black Panther rally with an AK. Or a Black power March. * To Public Enemy.

...Actually it sucks because it feature Angst Ridden bitches brooding and i hate White surburbanites that complain about how sucky their lives are, when It's not.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

SEMESTER ONE HAS ENDED. WOOT!

Tis the time for Self Examination. Tis the time to figure what I've done right and What've done wrong.
So many things have happened. It would be too numerous to mention.
But I Still Hate NK. Seriously, He's whinest motherfucker to have been created.

I have a new machine. Meaning, I can fucking play Generals. WOOT.
I was a bit disappointed, however, that they didn't take the series into a new direction with the New Graphics Engine and that You still have fucking collect "Supply Credits". Which is very annoying . Also, If you click on an enemy, there a 4 or 5 second delay. Before they actually attack.
And talking about the Command and Conquer series:
Why the fuck are they doing a damn Red Alert game, when they need to start on "Tiberian Twilight"? I pray to God, that it will be better than damn "Tiberian Sun". That Game looked like shit.

I hope I can Find the A/V adapter for my Genesis (Sega). I hope it still works.