Sunday, April 12, 2009

Oh, I remeber this one time in the streets of rage...

Where I was beatin' down Delusional bitches who thought they had a really sucky life.
But that stopped when I got a baseball bat and pwned them with a damn baseball bat.
Awesome! And whenever there were too many of them, I called my police buddies to help me.
They had a Bazooka and when it hit it's target, the peoples died except me. I jumped high.
And then, There was this jackass who thought the Sega Genesis sucked and Final Fantasy
was the bestest game evar. He said that and I pulled out my Hockey stick and went all
Casey Jones on him.