Friday, January 30, 2009

Star Wars Horoscope


You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.

You convey the art of persuasion through force.

You always display your supreme intelligence.

You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.

Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie

Five quick ways to detox your kitchen

DO IT YOURSELF

Simple moves to make that Thanksgiving meal safe to eat

The holiday cooking season is heavenly — and hazardous. Tasty platters of turkey, stuffing, and treats come with countless opportunities to spread foodborne illnesses. Kitchen mistakes cause almost 25 percent of food-sickness outbreaks, says Donna Rosenbaum, executive director of Safe Tables Our Priority, a nonprofit food-safety organization. Here, how to keep your kitchen risk-free for festive times — or anytime.

Keep scrubbing

A quick pass under cold water doesn't cut it when washing your hands, says Joan Salge Blake, RD, a nutrition professor at Boston University. "Use soap and hot water, and scrub for at least 20 seconds." Wash when you start cooking and whenever you switch between types of food prep, whether it's from potatoes to carrots or poultry to parsley. "All foods are susceptible to cross-contamination," Blake says.
Clean up your cleanup

How can you detox your kitchen tools and counters without dangerous chemicals? In a quart-size spray bottle, combine water, freshly squeezed lemon, and 1 teaspoon nonchlorine bleach; then mist countertops. Try Seventh Generation Free and Clear ChlorineFree Bleach ($5.29; Drugstore.com). And replace old sponges, a breeding ground for bacteria, with new ones that have smooth surfaces (making them less likely to harbor food and bacteria); keep them germ-free by tossing them in the dishwasher every time you run it.

Store smarter

Pack leftovers in small, shallow containers instead of one big one so they'll cool more evenly and won't warm up your fridge. The fridge temp should be 40 degrees or below; keep a stick-on thermometer ($12.99; Oxo.com or hardware stores) inside, and check it weekly. And as leftovers mount up, organize your fridge so the most perishable foods go in back. "They'll stay cold even on days when you re opening and closing the fridge nonstop," Blake says.

Obey thaw laws

Never thaw food, especially meat, on a counter. While the insides will take hours to defrost, the outsides will warm to room temperature too quickly, which allows bacteria to thrive. Instead, thaw foods in a pan in the fridge. For turkey, allow 24 hours for every five pounds. And remember to cook the entire bird to 180 degrees — check the temperature with a thermometer!

Serve safer

Perishable food that sits out at room temperature (usually 64 to 80 degrees) should be tossed after two hours to prevent a bacteriapopulation explosion, Blake says. That means big buffet platters are danger zones. Try serving smaller portions and refilling as needed with backup platters from the fridge or oven. Put hot dishes in chafing dishes or slow cookers that can stay at or above 140 degrees.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Do you hear the thunder?

It;s not even audible by the time you see her. With her Starter hoody and a very lethal hockeystick. She thirsts for revenge, you see.
Before the Foray can even start, A shot rings out.
She catches it and throws it at the bartender. He instantly falls dead. It's on now. Those fool-hardy enough to face shall suffer her wrath.
The fight is unreal, like watching Marvel Vs. Capcom. Bodies fly, only to hit the floor with a sickening THUD. The way she uses her Hockeystick, like the Guitar solo from "Inna-gadda-da-vita, Is unreal.
"What the fuck" someone finally says after fifteen minutes of the silent brawl began. Look into her eyes, She either a demon or an avenging angel.
For what ever possessed her, was very strong indeed.
Her eyes are bloodshot, But her hands are steady."LEAVE!" She says to you.
"I have No Quarrel with you" She yells as you run.
Steady and Cocise, with A Nth Degree of precision, She begins sifting through the club.
She Finds the room. "TEH_NEW_GOTH" It's called. She grips her Goalie hockeystick. She skims the sharp and bloody blade of hockeystick and begins to talk to it. "My Liege,He's here."
She Stops and looks at the door, imaganating what it's going to be, after it's done.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

SEMESTER ONE HAS ENDED. WOOT!

Tis the time for Self Examination. Tis the time to figure what I've done right and What've done wrong.
So many things have happened. It would be too numerous to mention.
But I Still Hate NK. Seriously, He's whinest motherfucker to have been created.

I have a new machine. Meaning, I can fucking play Generals. WOOT.
I was a bit disappointed, however, that they didn't take the series into a new direction with the New Graphics Engine and that You still have fucking collect "Supply Credits". Which is very annoying . Also, If you click on an enemy, there a 4 or 5 second delay. Before they actually attack.
And talking about the Command and Conquer series:
Why the fuck are they doing a damn Red Alert game, when they need to start on "Tiberian Twilight"? I pray to God, that it will be better than damn "Tiberian Sun". That Game looked like shit.

I hope I can Find the A/V adapter for my Genesis (Sega). I hope it still works.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

My heart burns with the flame of a thousand iron-cast revolvers at midnight

Cosmetologists are smokers.

As a matter of fact, in my neck of the woods, for every 47 cosmetology students (the future beauticians of the world), 2 are non-smokers. FREAKING TWO. Exactly one half of that quad of healthy lungs belongs to me. I used to be an occasional smoker...like 3 death sticks a year. But now, everyone I'm around is smoking. To combat my urge to light up, I've been popping Reese* mini peanut butter cups like the Russians are coming [you know, to steal all the miniature peanut butter cups]. But since I skip dinner because I don't want to compound all that sweet chocolate goodness with actual food, I don't think this is gonna last too long. I like dinner, damnit.

In other news, we had lotsa free time today in class so we went crazy shampooing and drying and scalp-massaging each other. PLUS our hella cool teach. gave anyone who wanted one a free hair cut. Almost everyone walked out today freshly trimmed. I got Mena Suvari bangs (you'll only know what I'm talking about if you watch the latest season of Six Feet Under).

I had something interesting to relate to y'all, but it slips the mind right now.

My heart burns with the flame of a thousand iron-cast revolvers at midnight

Cosmetologists are smokers.

As a matter of fact, in my neck of the woods, for every 47 cosmetology students (the future beauticians of the world), 2 are non-smokers. FREAKING TWO. Exactly one half of that quad of healthy lungs belongs to me. I used to be an occasional smoker...like 3 death sticks a year. But now, everyone I'm around is smoking. To combat my urge to light up, I've been popping Reese* mini peanut butter cups like the Russians are coming [you know, to steal all the miniature peanut butter cups]. But since I skip dinner because I don't want to compound all that sweet chocolate goodness with actual food, I don't think this is gonna last too long. I like dinner, damnit.

In other news, we had lotsa free time today in class so we went crazy shampooing and drying and scalp-massaging each other. PLUS our hella cool teach. gave anyone who wanted one a free hair cut. Almost everyone walked out today freshly trimmed. I got Mena Suvari bangs (you'll only know what I'm talking about if you watch the latest season of Six Feet Under).

I had something interesting to relate to y'all, but it slips the mind right now.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Rus: It continues to happen: I read about Charters and School choice, and the successes in educational freedom under President Bush's NCLBA and the hot tears spring to my eyes. Yes, Kate O'Beirne -- it is costly. Back when we were pushing 174 -- we knew then it was going to be costly to make these transitions and help students (all ages, languages, ethnicities, possible demographics) make up for lost time under the current "pub ed" leviathan. Better those costs now. Upfront.

I guess I'm remembering so many dear faces of children, and their parents, and the punishments I received from "dem leviathan" for my public and activist positions. Maybe it's just delayed emotions. I'm remembering adults of all ages, suffering bad lives, and because they were illiterate, and had no confidence in knowing anything much that was positive. I've seen the faces of hopelessness far too often to ever stop fighting for these. I've seen the look of horror in the eyes of parents who's children are not being taught; or are even being abused by the current ed system. I've seen the tears of good teachers -- not allowed or permitted to actually teach anything of substance or value to their students. And I've butted heads many times with union-folks, oh so willing, able, and theatening to hurt me with bodily harm, legal harm, including the going after of my children. There are many others who've experienced the same. Many are just not as vocal or bullheaded as me. But, we have shared those horrors, that only those who've "been there" can talk readily about.

How can one ever forget the pure innocence in an infant's eyes -- and not see that dampening as they grew older, and grew to believe they were stupid. To see the light in the eyes of each person -- is one of the greatest joys to behold.

lol. No. The tears are not delayed, nor of repressed angers and fury -- but -- of relief and joy. These tears aren't salty.